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    $10,000 or $10 years in prison.

    clientsfromhell:

    Client: ”How much do you charge to install Windows on a computer?”

    Me: “$85”

    Client: ”Is it going to be legal?”

    Me: ”Yes.”

    Client: “How much do you charge for a pirated copy?”

    Me: ”$10,000 or 10 years in prison.”

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